Fox & the '21 Breitbart award winner take on this sensitive material. "Disgraced provocateur" Andy Ngo finds us... everybody's X accounts!

Thank goodness we've got The Advocate to set the record straight! Also feat.: a little rag called the NYT, plus the NYT's illustrious sources- will any of them find the time or inner strength to read Ziz's notorious blog?

Revisiting one of the first- & scariest- Zarticles we ever read. What will we make of it now?

Re-reading the scariest part of the scariest Zarticle: will we be forced to change all our Zopinions from what we learn?

Will reading the Zizster's blog turn one into a Zizian? If so, have WE become Zizians? For which Zizian symptomatologies should we be on the lookout?

New News abounds in our last Scariest Zarticle installment. How indeed have we made it thru this one alive?

"Disgraced provocateur" Andy Ngo appears for an encore, & we learn all abt how Ziz & friends are like the Manson family.

At last: an Emmy winner turns his eye to our poor cabal, & finds A Friend to speak on their behalf! Plus: the NY Post is back, w. stunts of reportage such as we've never seen in black & white.

We stare down our childhood hero- The Boston Globe- and find its journalists performing... not a few illusions.

What the Globe's exposé exposes causes domestic turmoil- or rather, our reaction to it does.

We continue our journey in circles w. The Boston Globe, allegedly to find some Zizians! Will we root out the nest site? Where oh where are these Zizians hiding?

We pause our Boston Globe safari for more reflections on the Specter of the ~Traaans Villain~

We learn all about the anarchist flag, muse on extremist views, bid the Globe a fond farewell, & ask ourselves how oh how this tale grew so perverted.

We discover a fellow fighter in the war against bad news coverage, get treated to his poetry, & learn all about the world of terroristic cults!

Our comrade says lots of funny things, some romantic things, & some poetic things. We are stunned by his résumé, & graced by a physics-defying schtick or two.

We meet an old friend & get a fright before our comrade breaks the tension w. musings on gnosticism, & w. a shocking final routine.

Somni makes an announcement, as does an eagle-eyed member of our studio audience. Ms. Andy Ngo delivers the best news we've heard in three months.

Who are we- really?

We take a ramble w. SFGate down a perilous slope or two, & ask ourselves what makes Ziz's blog like a raccoon.

We continue our hike w/ SFGate, bark up some dubious trees, & fall into a pit of monstrous misinformation.

We pause our hike to ask the conscience of Rationalism for a dance.

Our mouth tingles from a hott bite of Alice Monday New News, & we sit down for a nature special on America's shyest, most elusive critter.

We ditch SFGate, spelunk into the New News Cave, & wade deep into a hidden lake of tea.

Our tea party continues w. a cup of The Unnamed Site, & a swim out to Rationalist Rock, where we sip a singular Michael Vassar blend, & nibble on delicious Jessica Taylor biscuits.

We emerge blinking from the New News cave- into the New News cave gift shop, where we find an array of freshly-caught Zizisms. Free to a good home.

This cut from The Cut took the entire News on News crew to carry. It has been tenderized by a team of chefs, & has been marinating for four hours. We are excited to see how it will grill up.

We become Milo's censorious aunt,lack the emotional strength to respond to Anna Salamon, & find who but the Zizster hiding under a dusty bell jar.

The Cut's mystery meat requires an emergency staff meeting.

Lye containers from Wonderland, casseroles for the Ziz Circle, boxtruck autopsies, & a shift into granny mode

Grab a blanket, settle onto the velvet sectional, enjoy the smooth tones of Barry White, & let's get into it.

We have decided to include the entire letter.

On Jamie's "open letter to the world"

Dear Drosselmeyer...

Dear Drosselmeyer...

A long-awaited request & fun w. sock puppets

The fact that Somni once learned Elvish summons our inner child.

Very surprising testimony from Patrick McMillan, & a statement from Somni

On the topic of Patrick's bananas testimony, @aflowerbynoothername's mysterious identity, & the press's narrative maintenance

Jamie's letter has much to say abt the press- what does the press have to say abt Jamie's letter?

Jamie's letter in the news pt. 2: exasperation, celebration, & unverified whispers thru the grapevine

A ghostly recommendation

Household essentials, girltalk w. the National Review, attempted memes & other treasures

Branching out into ancient cryptids

We reveal our worst trait, & embark on a perilous journey

A snowfall of confirmations, complications, & maybe some fabrications

Sitting down w. @kenthecowboy_ over shish-kabobs

A river no man can cross, & opinions that make our relatives nervous