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04/2025

News on News pt. 1
Fox & the '21 Breitbart award winner take on this sensitive material. "Disgraced provocateur" Andy Ngo finds us... everybody's X accounts!
03/2025

News on News pt. 2
Thank goodness we've got The Advocate to set the record straight! Also feat.: a little rag called the NYT, plus the NYT's illustrious sources- will any of them find the time or inner strength to read Ziz's notorious blog?
03/2025

New News: Contact Info for Somni, Ziz, & Jamie
03/2025

Inappropriate, Controversial, & Inflammatory
03/2025

An Oasis of Truth-Telling
Revisiting one of the first- & scariest- Zarticles we ever read. What will we make of it now?
03/2025

The Exposé Mirage
Re-reading the scariest part of the scariest Zarticle: will we be forced to change all our Zopinions from what we learn?
04/2025

Seductive Ciphers, Monstrous Creatures
Will reading the Zizster's blog turn one into a Zizian? If so, have WE become Zizians? For which Zizian symptomatologies should we be on the lookout?
04/2025

Suri's Tumblr, & Where is Alice?
New News abounds in our last Scariest Zarticle installment. How indeed have we made it thru this one alive?
04/2025

News on News pt. 3
"Disgraced provocateur" Andy Ngo appears for an encore, & we learn all abt how Ziz & friends are like the Manson family.
04/2025

News on News pt. 4
At last: an Emmy winner turns his eye to our poor cabal, & finds A Friend to speak on their behalf! Plus: the NY Post is back, w. stunts of reportage such as we've never seen in black & white.
04/2025

Buttercups Filled with Gravitas
We stare down our childhood hero- The Boston Globe- and find its journalists performing... not a few illusions.
04/2025

Disrupted, Undermined, Fragmented, & Faraway
What the Globe's exposé exposes causes domestic turmoil- or rather, our reaction to it does.
04/2025

Tales of Personal Drama
We continue our journey in circles w. The Boston Globe, allegedly to find some Zizians! Will we root out the nest site? Where oh where are these Zizians hiding?
04/2025

Almost Human, but not Quite
We pause our Boston Globe safari for more reflections on the Specter of the ~Traaans Villain~
04/2025

Constantly Saying Wackadoo Things
We learn all about the anarchist flag, muse on extremist views, bid the Globe a fond farewell, & ask ourselves how oh how this tale grew so perverted.
04/2025

Murderous Vagrant Box Truck Lifestyle
We discover a fellow fighter in the war against bad news coverage, get treated to his poetry, & learn all about the world of terroristic cults!
04/2025

Blog Sex
Our comrade says lots of funny things, some romantic things, & some poetic things. We are stunned by his résumé, & graced by a physics-defying schtick or two.
04/2025

How is your Fleshbeing
We meet an old friend & get a fright before our comrade breaks the tension w. musings on gnosticism, & w. a shocking final routine.
04/2025

New News: No Kitten Heels, No Novelty Foods, No Bebop
Somni makes an announcement, as does an eagle-eyed member of our studio audience. Ms. Andy Ngo delivers the best news we've heard in three months.
04/2025

In a Mood for Self-Revelation
Who are we- really?
04/2025

The Charming Array of Babushkas
We take a ramble w. SFGate down a perilous slope or two, & ask ourselves what makes Ziz's blog like a raccoon.
04/2025

It's Too Kind to Call This Sinister Stagecraft
We continue our hike w/ SFGate, bark up some dubious trees, & fall into a pit of monstrous misinformation.
04/2025

Scott Alexander's Living Room Mantel
We pause our hike to ask the conscience of Rationalism for a dance.
04/2025

Shy, Unseen, but Lethal
Our mouth tingles from a hott bite of Alice Monday New News, & we sit down for a nature special on America's shyest, most elusive critter.
04/2025

Field Trip to the Lake of Tea
We ditch SFGate, spelunk into the New News Cave, & wade deep into a hidden lake of tea.
04/2025

Demitasses 2 & 3 of Tea
Our tea party continues w. a cup of The Unnamed Site, & a swim out to Rationalist Rock, where we sip a singular Michael Vassar blend, & nibble on delicious Jessica Taylor biscuits.
04/2025

In the New News Cave Gift Shop
We emerge blinking from the New News cave- into the New News cave gift shop, where we find an array of freshly-caught Zizisms. Free to a good home.
04/2025

Spot the CAUCs
This cut from The Cut took the entire News on News crew to carry. It has been tenderized by a team of chefs, & has been marinating for four hours. We are excited to see how it will grill up.
04/2025

Cult Trash
We become Milo's censorious aunt,lack the emotional strength to respond to Anna Salamon, & find who but the Zizster hiding under a dusty bell jar.
04/2025

Four Hours Marinating a Sponge
The Cut's mystery meat requires an emergency staff meeting.
04/2025

Eight New News Nuggets
Lye containers from Wonderland, casseroles for the Ziz Circle, boxtruck autopsies, & a shift into granny mode
04/2025

Q & A in the News on News Lounge
Grab a blanket, settle onto the velvet sectional, enjoy the smooth tones of Barry White, & let's get into it.
04/2025

The Only Bombs I Have Are Truth Bombs
We have decided to include the entire letter.
04/2025

Q & A in the News on News Situation Room
On Jamie's "open letter to the world"
04/2025

A Letter from Our Mailbag
Dear Drosselmeyer...
04/2025

The Postman Always Rings Twice
Dear Drosselmeyer...
04/2025

An Open Letter to Our Concerned Citizen
A long-awaited request & fun w. sock puppets
04/2025

The Incomprehensible Club
The fact that Somni once learned Elvish summons our inner child.
04/2025

New News: Has the Moon Lost Her Memory?
Very surprising testimony from Patrick McMillan, & a statement from Somni
04/2025

Q & A in the News on News Press Briefing Room
On the topic of Patrick's bananas testimony, @aflowerbynoothername's mysterious identity, & the press's narrative maintenance
04/2025

Spooky, Fabricated Stories that Make No Sense
Jamie's letter has much to say abt the press- what does the press have to say abt Jamie's letter?
04/2025

Across the Pond & into the Warren
Jamie's letter in the news pt. 2: exasperation, celebration, & unverified whispers thru the grapevine
04/2025

The Strangest Dream
A ghostly recommendation
05/2025

Fun-Sized Zidbits
Household essentials, girltalk w. the National Review, attempted memes & other treasures
04/2025

A Bull, a Griffon, a Big, Happy Fish
Branching out into ancient cryptids
04/2025

Zizvestigator to Zizvestigator
We reveal our worst trait, & embark on a perilous journey
04/2025

Together in a Boiling Pot
A snowfall of confirmations, complications, & maybe some fabrications
04/2025

A Kind of Zen Acceptance
Sitting down w. @kenthecowboy_ over shish-kabobs
05/2025

Suspicious Activity
A river no man can cross, & opinions that make our relatives nervous
05/2025