Hello hello hello, dear friends & dear enemies!
Welcome to Strange New Vegan Death Cult Murders: The (So Far as We Can Tell) True Story of Mz. Ziz LaSota. We hope you have enjoyed our petite histoire; if not, that’s ok, we literally cannot make a comments section 🥲 If you haven’t read it yet, 😡 get outta here & go over here instead.
For those of you who remain: who are we, & what is our agenda?
We would like to sift instead thru yr juicy info, gossip, rumors, & conjecture (JIGRAC): anything you have which may be pertinent to the mission of zizians.co— anything, that is, which pushes back against the press’s bad narratives, & which speaks to TPC’s humanity.
To those ends, we have just set up a little X account, into whose DMs you & your JIGRAC are encouraged to slide 💌 @Drosselmeyerrrr, w/ 4 Rs: yes, we are also a tiger.
Why X, of all places? Bc nearly all our fav News on News guests live there too! & we would like the option to @ them w/ our compliments of their poetry, &, if the need arises, w/ our concerns abt their ‘phobic phearmongering.
If you have JIGRAC bc you are a special kind of person… if you are an acquaintance of Ziz &/or friends— unless you are Jessica Taylor!— then we encourage you to do more than just DM us.
We encourage you to chase down a journalist, & convince them to write a feature that will really stand out. Convince them to listen to your side of the story— it has, to our knowledge, never been done before!
Even if they misrepresent you, even if the piece appears & is filled w/ dross— we have faith that a drizzle of truth may persist thru the dross; &, w/ enough drizzles, there’s a good chance that someday, the real, full story of what happened may be widely known. Goodness knows it will leave in the dust these early pseudo-stories we are saddled with!
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Returning now to the q.: who are we? Rather, who are we not? We are not a Rationalist! We have never, we think, seen a Rationalist in the flesh (RITF)— tho if you, reading this rn, are a RITF: welcome from the bottom of our heart!
We hope we have not offended; our intent has been to give a clear picture of what Mz. Ziz & friends endured (POWMZAFE) at the hands of some. We have been motivated by the media’s refusal to give any kind of a POWMZAFE— it was their refusal, not pre-existing animosity on our part, which moved us to take a stand. If our story has helped you to see Mz. Ziz as sthng other than a monster in yr closet— & if it has helped you to see her friends as sthng other than brainwashed henchpersons— then we will be ecstatic.
Who else are we not?
We are not a Zizian— yet! 🤭 Goodness knows it’s been an unpredictable journey writing these posts. Our heart, as far as these poor gals/enby pals are concerned, has grown 3+ sizes, & we have learned to presume nothing… so, who knows? The night is young; we may still enter into the fold, if Ziz will have us. Unfortunately she may not have us: we are, as mentioned elsewhere, not even a vegetarian, do not like Star Wars, & cannot make heads or tails of math past an 8th-grade level.
We might not be to her liking— yet she & her friends are very much to our liking for one simple reason: they are members of our queer community, who have been dragged by the press in the most shocking ways.
This was not always our opinion. We— perhaps like you— had first believed the press. We believed that Ziz was a monster until we came across the writings (TW) of Gwen, which led us to TW of Ziz. We read the latter w/ greeeat trepidation: again, believing the press that these were violent, deranged, & would— moreover or nonetheless— infect us w/ Zizianism! To our relief, we contracted nothing— other than an understanding of what these girls had really gone thru.
We— after rubbing the press’s pixie dust out of our eyes— began to see (BTS) sthng else, too. We BTS this story as a crystal-clear mirror onto which reactionary forces (RF) still lurk in the heart of America. We were so amazed by what we saw reflected— by the range, array, & dynamism of these RF— that we quickly got to work committing them to public record. That is the essence of our agenda: to keep a record of what, in 2025, America was really like.
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We enjoy keeping this record (KTR) not bc we’re a creature of doom & gloom. We find, maybe paradoxically, that KTR helps us to imagine the wonderful land where we would like to go instead— & we’d love for all of you to come with us on our voyage.
We’d like to go to a land where young girls like Ziz may be welcomed into the fight against demonic AI w/ open arms— if that is indeed the fight they wish to join!
We’d like to go to a land where authorities like Anna Salamon keep their démodé biases in check, & set, for their admirers, a tone of growth & of continual learning.
This is a land where whistleblowers will be listened to seriously, & protests received as much-needed feedback.
If there are prisoners in this land, ofc they may receive letters that encourage them, & that remind them of their rights & of their meaningful voices.
As for the press— in this land, they play a vital role in supporting those who are down, & scrutinizing those who are up. They give us a good show w/out any cheap magic tricks, & are so inventive & fresh that we never, ever again win at bingo.
Goodbye for now, friends, & goodbye for now, enemies 👋 Keep this magical land in yr sights, & keep spreading counter-narratives!